Punky Condom

Tan sólo soy uno más que junto a vos resiste hoy.

Apr 24

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via tacocell)


Apr 23

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

(via i-ve-lost-control-again)


rohflemita22:

Lo amo ♥

rohflemita22:

Lo amo ♥


dietcoketho:

me as a parent

dietcoketho:

me as a parent

(via anti-fapitalism)


anarchapunk asked: S!!!

You fucker! You take advantage of my weaknesses >:) you know very well the first and only word with that letter that comes to my mind - all the fucking time :D I’ll have to say it, it’s Sara, you bastard :3


night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

(via anarchapunk)



things i want to do with u:

  • take u to a place with low light pollution so u can look at all the stars
  • make out
  • dance by ourselves in the middle of the night
  • go to a cool place
  • walk around a museum and hold hands
  • play the sims using the most ridiculous strategies 
  • make out
  • build a blanket fort
  • make out in said blanket fort
  • love you forever

(via satanforsatin)


“i want to kiss her. not because i want to feel the softness of her fair lips or the warmth of her breath as she exhales against me. i want to kiss her because i can’t think of any other way to fully express the beauty that she is. i want her to know that i see her as perfect. That she is perfect.” bzq (via fuckinq)

(via lonleyy-heartss-clubb)


Anonymous asked: I wish I could hug you for a very long time, more like never let go of you. ♥

Please please please never stop hugging :3 you are the best, darling:* I know my lack of time sucks, and I am really sorry:3 but I want you to remember that I love you the most, forever and ever :* I’m such a cheesy idiot :D I love you!


elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

(via i-ve-lost-control-again)



liftingforchange:

theroguefitblr:

justbeencumberbatched:

fagflow:



metal as fuck

This can’t possible be true. It can’t.

I could watch this forever

liftingforchange:

theroguefitblr:

justbeencumberbatched:

fagflow:

image

metal as fuck

This can’t possible be true. It can’t.

I could watch this forever

(via shit-in-yer-cereal)


kidlea:

"why do you wear a lot of black?" because i’m ready for your funeral bitch

(via sari-in-the-woods)


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